Daily Pinoy Jokes: March 2015

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Best & Funny Hugot Lines/Jokes Collection No. 1

Bumili ka ng candy. Sa sobrang excited mo, pagbukas mo tumalon yung candy. *** Yung feeling na hindi ka na kasing saya ng dati. *** Yung feeling na kahit ang sakit sakit na, smile nalang para di mahalata. *** Ang pag-ibig parang sipon, why do you keep pulling it back when it’s better to let go. *** Kapag...

Blind VS Cross-Eyed

Buta vs Libat BULAG: Hayop ka duling!! lumabas ka dyan.. wag kang magtago sa dilim!!! DULING: In your dreams!!! Bakit ako lalabas eh dalawa kayo...

Letter to OFW son

Dear Dodong, Labis kaming natuwa sa mga ipinadala mo anak, pero sana sa susunod, NIDO non-fat milk nalang ipadala mo. Nagtae kasi tatang mo sa pinadala mong NIVEA moisturizing milk. Nagmamahal, Nan...

Funny Hugot jokes by Miriam Santiago

UPDATED - Philippine Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago even published a book "Stupidity is Forever" that is best-selling. She is a very brave woman that is funny and a comedian at the same time. Here are her pantama, hugot lines or jokes and love (pag-ibig) pick-up lines list compilations that...

Couple jokes Tagalog

Couple (Mag-asawa) talking: Wife: Hon, paki-fix naman ilaw sa labas. Husband : Hello!? Electrician ba ako? Wife: Eh, di pakigawa na lang ng hagdan natin. Husband : Hello!? Karpentero ba ako? Umalis si husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay. Tinanong niya wife kung sino gumawa...

Boyfriend and Girlfriend joke

BF & GF Tagalog: GF: Hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? Hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa! BF: Ano? Isa lang ah?! GF: Bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya...

Street Vendor:

“Bili na kayo ng relo! Gold watch ito! Pag namuti, white gold! Pag huminto, stopwatc...

Hugot Lines English! Here is a list of Funny pinoy jokes on photos edited by talented comedian pinoys just to make you laugh! There is Tatay at Anak joke, text jokes, chat jokes, boom panes at love jokes! Here are more funny hugot lines joke collections: Visit this website for more hugot: Sayings...

Best Hugot Lines/Quotes from That Thing Called Tadhana

Where do broken hearts go? This is one of the trending line/quotes from the movie, That Thing Called Tadhana. It is a romantic-comedy movie by Star Cinema starring Angelica Panganiban and JM De Guzman. There are lots of "hugot lines/quotes" that made the movie watchable to people: Here are the list...

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