Mga malalim o deep na hugot sa mga taong sawi sa pag-ibig or hopeless. Hugot para sa mga taong single o iniwan. Haha
Kahit sabihin mo pang matapang at matatag ka, kapag iniwan ka ng taong binigyan mo ng halaga, walang duda masasaktan ka.
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Try mo naman mainlove sa taong seryoso,
Hindi sa taong...
Tuesday, October 17, 2017
Monday, September 18, 2017
Best of Christmas Jokes
A Light-bulb Moment
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
Patrick McLellan (@pmclellan)
Confessions of a Store Santa
While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. “If you get your train,” I told him, “your dad...
Best of Halloween Jokes
Werewolf Junior
Q: Mummy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf?
A: Now stop talking about that and brush your face!
A Vampire’s Nightcap
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Sickly...
Thursday, August 4, 2016
#DutertePleaseAppointMe: Funny Tweets
Sikat at trending ngayon ang #DutertePleaseAppointMe (Duterte please appoint me) hashtag sa twitter at iba pang social media. Nag umpisa ito ng naibalita na si Mocha Uson ay gagawing Social Media Consultant ng Customs, dahil sa mga nakaraang mga buwan nabigyan din ng pwesto si Arnel Ignacio at Freddie...
Wednesday, August 3, 2016
Simple but Deep Quotes to Share or Tweet
English quotes or lines worth sharing on social media sites like Twitter or Facebook. Grab them and express your feelings of love, happiness, sadness or whatever mood you're in!
Appreciate those who love you. Help those who need you. Forgive those who hurt you. Forget those who leave you.
To...
1000+ Hugot and English Quotes
Daily Pinoy Jokes have reached more than 1000+ combination of hugot (from English, Bisaya, to Tagalog) and Jokes as well. Thank you for helping this page prosper, more jokes and hugot lines or quotes coming in this month of August!
Here are additional collections of Hugot that you can share on the...
Saturday, July 16, 2016
Hugot o Jokes ni Bassilyo
Ito ang mga nakakatuwang joke, patama o nakaka-relate na hugot ni Bassilyo. May english at Tagalog version. Hindi lang mga joke ang meron dito kung di hugot para sa mga sawi sa buhay at pag-ibig. May mga nakaka-insultong patama lines din dito.
Dear Crush,
Kahit hindi tayo umabot sa edad na 70 basta...
Friday, July 15, 2016
Duterterism Lines
Dutertisms (2)
When a public figure of lesser stature says it, it is merely an opinion. When President Rody says it, it is policy. Here are more “Dutertisms” or quotes from the President, lifted from his various speeches.
On the South China Sea question:
“ I want a soft landing for...
Sunday, July 3, 2016
Cellphone namatay
boy : babe , sorry late reply ah namatay kasi cp ko eh nagloloko na yata .
girl : eh ikaw di ba nagloloko ka na rin ? Bat di ka pa mamatay...
Meanings
We go to school, to attend "CLASS" .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.
at home, we have to "STUDY".
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.
in class, we're given "HOMEWORK."
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
while doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK".
TEXTBOOK...
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