Werewolf Junior
Q: Mummy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf?
A: Now stop talking about that and brush your face!
A Vampire’s Nightcap
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Sickly Vampire
Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
The Skeleton Gourmand
Q: What do skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetit!
Thirsty Vampire
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
Angry Vampire
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
The Guest
Q: Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
A: Any old friend he could dig up!
The Scariest Monster of All
Q: What do you call a man who lures women into his place and turns them into ghastly freaks?
A: A 1980’s hairdresser!
Good-Humored Monster
Q: What goes Ha-ha-ha-ha!, thud!!! and keeps laughing?
A: A monster laughing it’s head off!
Squashed Squash
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Fruit Bats
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
The Dumb Skeleton
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Dancing Monsters
Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.
Obese Pumpkin
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Dieting Scarecrow
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Honest Ghosts
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Superstitious Rodent
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Witch’s Spell
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Vampire Love
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
A Demon’s BFF
Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
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