Isang araw nagpaliban ng klase si juan dahil nanganak ang kanyang ina at.....
Pagkinabukasan..
Tinanong ng teacher si juan..
Teacher:Bakit ka absent kahapon.??
Juan:Sorry po ma'am nanganak po kasi ang nanay ko..
Teacher :In english..!!
Juan: sorry maam I was absent yesterday because my mother is born again...
Teacher :Ano dawww.???